Once when I were a silly Fen, I set out on a mosey t'prove meself as a fighter.
This would be proven t'be more difficult a mosey than I had thought..
(Almost immediately after quest start.)
After a few days tryin' t'stay outta town, I had been dragged in for healin', left dead in tha woods for two moons, had all me coins stolen by spriggins, n' woken up t'find my zu walls dead n' I'm bein' chewed up by vermines and panthers.
I came to realize it was not the way t'prove meself.
Well, after quite the night o'drinkin' I found meself at Haricot's for a quick bite t'eat, when I met a Wizard by tha name o' Resetus. He said he knew I liked spicy hot sauce, n' sold me a bottle o'his finest. Bein' hungry, I didn'augh ask how he knew, bein' a wizard an' all. But then people started t'act differently t'me than was usual...
To this day he refuses t'settle the issue!
N' that's how I come t'be a bearded Dwarf, instead of a kitty.